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Kidz Corner

“Across the stars and under every moonbeam, friendship knows no species.”

— Santiago Clemens · AL-8 · Daycare Specialist

Not every truth needs to arrive all at once, and not every seeker is grown. This corner of the Church is for younger members and the families raising them — the same wonder the rest of the site is built on, told at a pace and in language that meets a child where they are.

Say Hello to the Cool Club!

Say “Heaven’s blessings upon you” to Gribble the Gray, Mantie, and Zorbus!

The Cool Club is a secret team of three best alien friends who travel the galaxy to learn, laugh, and help others. They each bring their own special powers: Gribble’s brains, Mantie’s calm, and Zorbus’s wild imagination. Together, they solve cosmic mysteries, protect kindness, and make every day feel like an adventure.

Their clubhouse? A shape-shifting spaceship called The Comet Clipper, complete with a snack dispenser, a starlight disco ball, and a friendship oath carved in moonstone.

Gribble the Gray, a small grey alien in a brown robe, holding a book.

Gribble the Gray

Gribble is a curious little alien who loves learning about Earth and collecting shiny rocks from every planet he visits. He’s great at solving puzzles and always has a helpful gadget in his backpack.

Favorite Thingstelescopes, questions, black licorice

Fun FactGribble once built a telescope out of juice boxes and could see all the way to Jupiter!

Mantie, a green mantis-like alien, holding a small triangular emblem.

Mantie

Mantie is a gentle mantis-like alien who enjoys gardening and teaching space yoga to anyone who will try. She speaks in musical hums and can calm even the grumpiest space creature.

Favorite Thingsmeditation, patterns, morning dew

Fun FactMantie grows glowing moonflowers that only bloom when you tell them a bedtime story!

Zorbus, a friendly orange reptilian alien in a blue tunic.

Zorbus

Zorbus is the goofy inventor of the bunch, always making silly machines that beep, bounce, and sometimes even fly. He loves making his friends laugh with his wiggly dance moves and bubble-blaster jokes. He has chameleon DNA, too, so sometimes his skin is orange or green as he blends into his surroundings!

Favorite Thingsjumping, banjos, snacks

Fun FactZorbus once accidentally turned his sandwich into a hovercraft — and still ate it!

Cover of Color the Cosmos: A Journey with Church of Alienism.

Color the Cosmos

Explore sacred scrolls, alien friends, and cosmic landscapes in the Church's own activity book — made to be printed, colored, and kept.

The Kidz Corner Activity Book (PDF) →

Recommended for ages 4–11.

Cover of Khelt Varo's Ocean Adventure Coloring & Activity Book: Khelt Varo waving from a flying saucer above a humpback whale, dolphins, a beluga, a sea otter and a seal.

Khelt Varo’s Ocean Adventure

Khelt Varo came all the way from Tau Ceti to watch the gray whales swim south, and she brought a notebook. Now she has brought a coloring book. Whales, dolphins, a beluga, a sea otter, a seal, and one very polite visitor in a saucer — every marine mammal she met on her seven days, with activities, mazes, and the facts she wrote down about each one.

Khelt Varo’s Ocean Adventure (PDF) →

US Letter, printable. Recommended for ages 4–11.

The Cosmic Adventures of the Alien Buddies

Three missions from the Cool Club’s own log. Each one is something you can actually go outside and do.

The Hidden Glow Rock

One evening near a quiet hill, Gribble the Gray found a rock that hummed when it was alone. He thinks it’s part of an ancient alien message buried beneath Earth’s soil.

Your Task
  1. Go outside and find your own Glow Rock.
  2. Listen. What sound does it make in your hand?
  3. Draw it and give it a name. Then whisper a wish into it.

The Meditation Maze

Mantie once walked a spiral of leaves for three hours to solve a math riddle about stars. She said the answer “sounded like a bell made of light.”

Your Task
  1. Make a tiny spiral with twigs, shells, or noodles.
  2. Walk your finger slowly along the path while breathing.
  3. Did you feel a thought you didn’t expect?

The Cairn of Zorbus

Zorbus built a tower of 17 stones without it falling. When he finished, he shouted, “I am balanced, therefore I am weird!”

Your Task
  1. Try stacking random stuff: pebbles, buttons, snacks…
  2. See how tall you can make it. Give your tower a name.
  3. Knock it over. Laugh. Rebuild it with a new idea.
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The Mending

Spacetime keeps wearing thin. Every so often a little tear opens in it, and each tear is a tiny black hole, swallowing the starlight around it. They are not dangerous and they are not anybody's fault — spacetime is very old and very big, and old big things come apart a little at the edges. Gribble, Mantie and Zorbus go out and mend them, and they could use the help.

How to play: touch a tear to mend it. Each one has a ring closing in on it — touch it when the ring turns green and the mend is clean: the black hole closes, and the starlight it swallowed comes home. Take as long as you like. Nobody can lose this game.

Ready when you are.

Sixty seconds. Mend what you can.

The Church records that spacetime has been mended by children more times than by anybody else, and that nobody has ever finished.

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Zorbus and the Starlight Disco

Tonight the Comet Clipper is throwing the Starlight Disco, and everybody in the galaxy is invited. Zorbus, who loves jumping more than almost anything (except snacks, and his banjo), is delivering the invitations: over the Moonflower Meadows, down through the Glow Rock Caves, across the Bouncy Moon, and all the way to the Grumbler’s saucer. Some of the guests are grumpy when he finds them. That’s all right. A friendly boop on the head and an invitation cheer anybody up. Well, almost anybody.

How to play: walk with ← and →, jump with Space or ↑ (hold it to jump higher), and hold X to run. Jump on a grump to boop it and give it its invitation, and bump the blocks with eyes from underneath. A Hover-Sandwich makes Zorbus big, a Bubble Blaster lets him blow bubbles with X, and a Disco Sparkle makes him dance straight through anything. On a phone or tablet, use the buttons on the screen; a game controller works too. Little hands is for the youngest players: nothing can hurt Zorbus, a tap is a full jump, and a bubble carries him over every gap.

Everyone’s invited!

The Church records that the Grumbler has been invited to every disco since, and has danced at all of them.