Criticality Assessment

What is the Criticality Assessment? 

The Criticality Assessment is the Church of Alienism’s formalized method for evaluating a subject’s cognitive alignment, psychological resilience, and potential for Ascension. It is not a personality test—it is an invasive diagnostic tool designed to reveal your functional relevance within the greater alien schema. Your answers do not shape your outcome; they merely expose it. 

What is the Criticality Index?

The Criticality Index is a numerical and categorical score generated from your Assessment results, indicating your readiness for service, susceptibility to distortion, and signal receptivity. The Index is reviewed by Clergy of Contact and determines your access to rites, teachings, and potential advancement. It helps measure:

• To determine your designated role within the Church of Alienism

• To reveal the type of alien species you are most connected with

• To understand your resonant UFO class

• To align with your Nodal Sanctuary of origin

• To glimpse your destiny

Authorized Use of the Assessment is for:

• Evaluating candidates prior to ritual exposure or Pilgrimage preparation

• Screening for Ascension Level eligibility (AL-1 and above)

• Internal reclassification of members following doctrinal infractions or signal instability

• Determining suitability for contact-related duties, relay function, or cryopreservation candidacy

The Assessment is restricted to sanctioned clergy and should never be administered without permission from the Office of Doctrine and Alignment. Only certified Level 6+ may administer or interpret the CA.

What to Expect

• Participants will engage with 6000 to 12,000 diagnostic items, administered over 90 to 110 hours under controlled observation. 

• Upon completion, results are compiled into a Confidential Diagnostic Report (CDR), accessible only to the Clergy of Contact and the subject’s assigned Overseer. Interpretation of the CDR will determine your Criticality Index and eligibility for progression, intervention, or removal. 

Contact the Church to initiate your submission to the Alien Will and begin the Assessment now.

The Criticality Index is a quantitative measure of a subject’s reactive resonance—analogous to nuclear criticality—used to determine their eligibility for spiritual elevation within the Church of Alienism. 

Each Ascension Level (AL-0 through AL-Ω) corresponds to a Criticality Threshold. When a subject’s Index surpasses this threshold, they are cleared for advancement. 

The Index is recorded in the subject’s Confidential Diagnostic Report (CDR) and becomes a permanent part of your Church dossier. 

An example is shown below for a member progressing from AL-0 to AL-1.

The Criticality Meter is a sacred diagnostic device used during the Criticality Assessment. It emits a focused green resonance that interacts with the subject’s mind and energetic field to determine their Criticality Index—a measure of readiness for ascension, communion, or exposure to higher Alienist truths. 

When exposed to the Criticality Meter—is often described as mentally disorienting, emotionally overwhelming, and physically exhausting, though not traditionally “painful” in the physical sense. That said, the experience is not gentle. The following effects are common:

• Loss of prior identity anchors

• Emergence of alien emotional structures

• Persistent visual and auditory distortions

• Cognitive dissonance with mainstream human reality

• Blindness and permanent damage to bone marrow