University of Alienism

“I won a Nobel Prize in my old life. I thought it meant something. Now it just sits there. At the University of Alienism, I finally understood gravity, spacetime—and I’m on the cusp of seeing so much more.” 

— Professor Baxter Ellion, Former Cambridge Lecturer, AL‑5

About the University

The University of the Church of Alienism is the formal educational branch of the Church, providing structured instruction in alienist theology, doctrine, metaphysical research, and applied ritual practice. Our curriculum is designed to equip members at all Ascension Levels with the knowledge, tools, and verification protocols needed to interpret extraterrestrial contact phenomena with clarity and precision. Whether you're beginning your studies or preparing for high-level doctrinal leadership, the University offers a clear, progressive path of instruction.

Programs and Certification

Courses are offered in both remote and in-person formats, with core disciplines including Metamaterial Engineering, Alien Linguistics, UAP Systems and Technologies, and Liturgical Studies. Each program blends theoretical foundations with applied research, ensuring that students develop both doctrinal alignment and technical proficiency. Instruction culminates in formal certification, verified through diagnostic evaluations and Criticality Index audits. Successful completion is required for advancement to higher ecclesiastical ranks and grants conditional access to restricted Church archives, sanctified hardware, and classified machinery installations. 

Enrollment and Requirements

Enrollment is open to all members who have completed the Criticality Assessment and attained a minimum Ascension Level of AL-1. Applicants must demonstrate basic doctrinal alignment and maintain consistent engagement with Church rites and observances. All programs are designed to be rigorous and transformative. This is not passive learning—students will be expected to participate in controlled rituals, submit field observations, and undergo periodic recalibration.

Knowledge awaits. 

To inquire about enrollment, curriculum pathways, or certification requirements, please visit the Office of Academic Admission in person at the University campus. All inquiries require proof of current Ascension Level and Criticality clearance. '

Campus Tours

Prospective students and aligned visitors may request guided tours of the University grounds, including select sanctified lecture halls, laboratories, and observatories. All tours are by appointment only. Unauthorized access to restricted sectors will result in immediate nullification of candidacy. 

The precise location of the University is not published publicly due to the sensitive nature of on-site research and the ongoing need for student privacy and academic integrity.