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Start Your Ascent—One Crayon at a Time.
“Across the stars and under every moonbeam, friendship knows no species.”
“Across the stars and under every moonbeam, friendship knows no species.”
— Santiago Clemens, AL-8, Daycare Specialist
Say Hello to the Cool Club!
Say Hello to the Cool Club!
Say "Heaven's blessings upon you" to Gribble the Gray, Mantie, and Zorbus!
The Cool Club is a secret team of three best alien friends—Gribble the Gray, Mantie, and Zorbus—who travel the galaxy to learn, laugh, and help others. They each bring their own special powers: Gribble's brains, Mantie's calm, and Zorbus’s wild imagination. Together, they solve cosmic mysteries, protect kindness, and make every day feel like an adventure.
Their clubhouse? A shape-shifting spaceship called The Comet Clipper, complete with a snack dispenser, starlight disco ball, and a friendship oath carved in moonstone.
Gribble the Gray
Gribble the Gray
Gribble is a curious little alien who loves learning about Earth and collecting shiny rocks from every planet he visits. He’s great at solving puzzles and always has a helpful gadget in his backpack.
Favorite Things: telescopes, questions, black licorice
Fun Fact: Gribble once built a telescope out of juice boxes and could see all the way to Jupiter!
Mantie
Mantie
Mantie is a gentle mantis-like alien who enjoys gardening and teaching space yoga to anyone who will try. She speaks in musical hums and can calm even the grumpiest space creature.
Favorite Things: meditation, patterns, morning dew
Fun Fact: Mantie grows glowing moonflowers that only bloom when you tell them a bedtime story!
Zorbus
Zorbus
Zorbus is the goofy inventor of the bunch, always making silly machines that beep, bounce, and sometimes even fly. He loves making his friends laugh with his wiggly dance moves and bubble-blaster jokes. He has chameleon DNA, too, so sometimes his skin is orange or green as he blends into his surroundings!
Favorite Things: jumping, banjos, snacks
Fun Fact: Zorbus once accidentally turned his sandwich into a hovercraft—and still ate it!
Coloring Book
Coloring Book
Download our free Kid's Coloring Book from the Church of Alienism!
Explore sacred scrolls, alien friends, and cosmic landscapes.
*Recommended for ages 4-11.
The Cosmic Adventures of the Alien Buddies
The Cosmic Adventures of the Alien Buddies
MISSION LOG 001 – “The Hidden Glow Rock”
MISSION LOG 001 – “The Hidden Glow Rock”
One evening near a quiet hill, Gribble the Gray found a rock that hummed when it was alone. He thinks it’s part of an ancient alien message buried beneath Earth’s soil.
Your Task:
Go outside and find your own Glow Rock.
Listen. What sound does it make in your hand?
Draw it and give it a name. Then whisper a wish into it.
MISSION LOG 002 – “The Meditation Maze”
MISSION LOG 002 – “The Meditation Maze”
Mantie once walked a spiral of leaves for three hours to solve a math riddle about stars. She said the answer “sounded like a bell made of light.”
Your Task:
Make a tiny spiral with twigs, shells, or noodles.
Walk your finger slowly along the path while breathing.
Did you feel a thought you didn’t expect?
MISSION LOG 003 – “The Cairn of Zorbus”
MISSION LOG 003 – “The Cairn of Zorbus”
Zorbus built a tower of 17 stones without it falling. When he finished, he shouted, “I am balanced, therefore I am weird!”
Your Task:
Try stacking random stuff: pebbles, buttons, snacks...
See how tall you can make it. Give your tower a name.
Knock it over. Laugh. Rebuild it with a new idea.
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